Lemon πŸ‹

I do things to the internet. It does things to me as well.

Location
Minneapolis, MN
Lemon πŸ‹ahoylemon
2025-11-18

I just released my newest game earlier today. (try it on your computer, not on your phone)

kinda.fun/megachurch

Lemon πŸ‹ahoylemon
2025-11-07

Hmmmmmmmm

Lemon πŸ‹ahoylemon
2025-11-06

YouTube Music just reminded me why I never use their shuffle feature.

Track Listing: Last Dance With Mary Jane - Snoop Dog, Dr Dre, Tom Petty & Jelly Roll
Lemon πŸ‹ahoylemon
2025-11-04

I know this is idea should have come to me sooner, but I just added "Mom's Fungible Tokens" to my list of band names.

- Daft Unc
- Strange Taxidermy
- Dan’s Warp Tour
- Lala Palookas
- Diet Brian Seltzer
- Mom’s Fungible Token
Lemon πŸ‹ boosted:
2025-10-26

Our final set of multi-track #longhornphp sessions consist of David Kerber talking about IAM, @ahoylemon explaining the benefits of progressive web apps, and Ben Batschelet describing how to create developer-friendly projects.

Lemon πŸ‹ahoylemon
2025-10-23
Lemon πŸ‹ahoylemon
2025-10-14

I have a new kinda.fun game, but it needs beta testers.

If you want to give me notes before public release, DM me and I'll send you the url

Lemon πŸ‹ahoylemon
2025-09-21

I just added a new Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul round to Comparatively Famous, featuring BOTH of the Salamanca Twins. One is significantly more expensive than the other.
kinda.fun/cameo?game=Breaking%

Sort by value: Marco Salamanca, Leonel Salamanca, and Victor (the guy that gus killed with a boxcutter)
Lemon πŸ‹ boosted:
2025-08-19

This year we are excited to have @ahoylemon joining us, with his talk "How To Make Your Website A Progressive Web App (And Why You Might Want To)" In this talk, Lemon will take you through the process of starting with a simple HTML website add add features like caching, notifications, desktop installation and offline mode to create an app that’s as interesting and dynamic as you’d want it to be.

Get tickets at longhornphp.com

Lemon πŸ‹ahoylemon
2025-06-22

@genehack I mean, the Red Hot Chili Peppers are the lyrical equivalent of AI slop.

Lemon πŸ‹ahoylemon
2025-06-21

Rick Rubin calls Green Day the punk rock of punk rock.

Lemon πŸ‹ahoylemon
2025-06-21

Rick Rubin calls Three Mile Island the punk rock of power generation

Lemon πŸ‹ahoylemon
2025-06-21

Rick Rubin calls listeria the punk rock of fast food salads.

Lemon πŸ‹ahoylemon
2025-06-21

Rick Rubin calls plague rats the punk rock of Restoration-era London.

Lemon πŸ‹ahoylemon
2025-06-21

Rick Rubin calls plane crashes the punk rock of aviation

Lemon πŸ‹ahoylemon
2025-06-21

This is the dumbest headline I have read all year.

Lemon πŸ‹ahoylemon
2025-06-09

Whoops! Accidentally let ahoylemon.xyz domain elapse. Fixing now...

Lemon πŸ‹ahoylemon
2025-05-15

Boots did this, but I needed to share it.

TechCrunch Headline: Sam Altman apparently does not respect olive oil.Sam Altman chugging olive oilSam Altman chugging olive oil, but it's a meme
Lemon πŸ‹ahoylemon
2025-05-15

I got my mohawk back

Lemon, with sides of his head shaved
Lemon πŸ‹ boosted:
2025-04-12

On the subject of ridiculously long album titles, Chumbawamba's penultimate album holds the Guinness world record for the longest. It is:

"The boy bands have won, and all the copyists and the tribute bands and the TV talent show producers have won, if we allow our culture to be shaped by mimicry, whether from lack of ideas or from exaggerated respect. You should never try to freeze culture. What you can do is recycle that culture. Take your older brother's hand-me-down jacket and

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