SwiftOnSecurity

Official: twitter.com/swiftonsecurity/st
Bio:
computer security person at a place. former helpdesk. they/them/tay

2026-02-07
SwiftOnSecurity boosted:
2026-02-07

On Unix, every user is a phile

2026-02-03

@Placebo @jpsays Weird I never got it to work before. Let me try

2026-02-03

On Unix, every user is a phile

2026-02-02

@jpsays is there any hack way in Windows firewall to apply outbound restriction to a program without enabling it for everything? Other than the IPsec/AppLocker program group trick?

2026-02-01

NYT: Billionaire Faux Pas? Jeffrey Epstein Fails To Give Land Acknowledgement to Indigenous Inhabitants of Pedophile Island

2026-02-01

Buying CPU because I can't afford RAM

Fry's container full of ketchup
2026-02-01

@vomitHatSteve Sorry I dont keep track of it in quite that way. I dont think corn is something youd want to grow

2026-02-01

@wavefunction just emails and passwords and my camera roll

2026-02-01

I have isolated most of my private life and media from my Windows desktops. That all resides in the Apple ecosystem including a separate Mac terminal I keep on my desk.

2026-01-18

@Rairii this is violence

SwiftOnSecurity boosted:
Eric A. MeyerMeyerweb
2026-01-11

@SwiftOnSecurity I quote the last panel of this comic to myself at least once a week.

2026-01-11

(credit: buttersafe.com)

I was on my way
to the kitchen
for a snack
and I got lost.
YOU SHOULD NOT
HAVE COME HERE, HUMAN.
WHY DO YOU
CROSS THROUGH
MY DOMAIN?
YOU ENDED UP IN THE
TWELFTH PLANE OF
TORMENT ON YOUR WAY
/ TO THE KITCHEN?
I am not a
clever man.
2026-01-11

Working in IT used to mean a solidly upwardly-mobile career now I can't even saturate my goonbox PCI-E lanes or fill my DIMM sockets

2026-01-11

Holy crap I'm cited in a 2023 academic law paper... about a pull request on GitHub for a security fix I have neglected to integrate for five years LOL.

ir.lawnet.fordham.edu/cgi/view

Correct port number
2026-01-10
please god just choose another
soldier already
2026-01-10
2026-01-08
Slowpoke: Did you hear about the crowdstrike thing?
2026-01-08

Use CarPlay/AndroidAuto and FAST-CHARGE phone at same time. Compatible with USB-C phones. Just connect your CarPlay USB port, phone, and a USB-C charger.

Injects USB-C PD power into a CarPlay signal from USB-A (separate USB-C version available)
tindie.com/products/exode/usb-

EDIT: Oops they're sold out now but you can request a stock notice.

I ~THINK~ this does USB power injection to car USB data ports like what I linked, but just not at USB-C rates. $6. I used something like this with my Accord because it would not charge my phone while playing

amazon.com/dp/B098L4HTVG

2026-01-07

GitGoon: Git for gooners

Tired of your Pokemon Stadium mod to give Lapras heckin bonkers getting taken down by GitHub? Worry no more.
gitgoon.dev/

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