RenderMan

RenderMan. Pope of the Church of Wifi. Hacker of Sex Toys. Haver of opinions

2025-12-15

@deviantollam @InclusiveLittleUnicorn @j0hnnyxm4s @lintile @kympossible

It was Ramundo(sp?) that I first saw the safety pin and pen spring. I still use it to secure the Bogota's in my hat and a safety pin for the handcuff key in there as well.

The cufflinks I made you were a matching set to mine because you're my brother and if I was making one set, I had to make you a second set. Just silver soldered a key to a cuff finding. I wanted a literal "cuff key cuff link" and no one made them at the time.

One note, when you officiated my wedding a couple years ago, I knew the ceremony would involve handcuffs so I had at least 7 keys and shims on my person that day, just in case. There's a few more tools I had on me that you didn't in the video.

2025-04-07

@defcon201 correction. I'll be presenting remotely, I won't actually be in NYC

2025-03-10

@shawnhooper I'm looking for odd jobs right now. We should talk. I'm out of Edmonton and am incorporated.

render@renderlab.net is best to discuss

2024-11-07

@circuitswan @danny @koronkowy

More than willing to chat. Render at renderlab.net

2024-05-01

@weilawei More fun would be to build an open source version of this and fingerprint cop cars radio signals (particularly ghost cars) and the cops devices so you can see when they are lurking nearby

2023-03-22

@arudy @circuitswan

For reference, that CCC talk was not me. It was an unfortunate name collision that occured with another researcher who didn't google the phrase before titling their talk "the internet of dongs". I contacted them and they added a slide about it and pointed to my work. No harm, no foul, just a funny namespace collision

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