Neil Matatall
2026-02-09

Kbbq 3 times in 8 days hashtag living

2026-01-31

Unrelated (Jack’s San Mateo)

THE "EXPLANATION"
We hear you. We love breakfast burritos, too. Eat just one and you're a different, happier person.
So why aren't they available on weekends you ask? The short answer is "algebra" plus some poor life choices we made in high school.
To read more about this dark period of our lives, go to ilovejacks.com and click "the explanation."MEMORY RECOVERY
perfect for the day following one of those nights. we contact
your friends on social media and have them piece together what
you did the night before. our staff will then stage a dramatic
reenactment of the events you can't remember.
- 9,990 | add a shot of Jameson - 10
2026-01-31

Went to top golf the first time. Pros: I’m consistent. Cons: slice every. Single. Time.

2026-01-21

Zoom's waiting-room-by-default change has had the biggest negative impact on my work QOL

2026-01-14

Darn it, I really wanted to put a heavy in it

MAINTENANCE:
Keep it dry when you do not
use it.
Do not scratch it with a sharp
knife.
Do not put a heavy inside it.
Do not carry corrosive sub-
stance.
2026-01-05

10 year old me wouldn’t understand, but there’s nothing more appetizing than sweating/caramelized onions.

Neil Matatall boosted:
2026-01-05

Do you have an idle cluster? Can you spare a couple core-years?

Help me bruteforce some test vectors for RSA key generation edge cases!

Here are the instructions, it's just a matter of running a single self-contained cross-compilable Go binary that will report the results autonomously.

gist.github.com/FiloSottile/19

2025-12-24

Happy Friday

2025-11-17

Suggestions on travel backpacks? Not so much for clothes, but more for organizing everything else with water bottle access without breaking my back while fitting under a seat with ease.

2025-11-12

Just achieved all gold stakes in #balatro my mom says I’m cool. I’m good with not striving for Completionist++ … for now.

2025-11-05

I’m interested to see how the bot farms will react

2025-11-05

Still waiting on my soros check

2025-11-02

Lmao but that Kendrick commercial was epic. LA loves a sequel

2025-11-02

Mad respect for the blue jays.

2025-10-25

@kajer they brought it back, at least for my Costco!

2025-10-24

Leaving Costco by 9:15 is a blessing. I love their early hours.

2025-10-20

@tychotithonus what’s the name of your signature move?

2025-10-17

I keep getting these vaccines and boosters but I stilll can only make a phone call from a specific part of my house. At least I have the latest microchip

2025-10-14

@wirepair Hawai’i has a lot of brutalist culture, especially in public construction. Anecdotally, things built in the 90s.

2025-10-13

@paco Aggro.

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