@TwoClownsEating ha ha, I love a good hooter nanny.
Olivercocker
Renaissance ape, thinking man's idiot, armchair Socialist. Craft beer, real ale, great music, cocker spaniels. MD ANT, Iron Filings Society, Biggest musical influence John Peel. I love @JustJayne_ x
Avatar is me in the garden sat in a camping chair, my arm is raised to shade my eyes from the sun I'm facing, even though I'm wearing a pair of sunglasses.
Header is shadows on sandstone, of me and my cocker spaniel, Ben. We look kind of similar as I'm wearing a hat with earflaps.
@TwoClownsEating glad she's recovered, mate. Give her an awkward, not particularly well received hug from us 😊🐕
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Just back from supporting Headmasters From Mars on tour, here's Wooden Eyeball
The GC in cycle racing stands for Grange Calveley.
@BigGayShaun ha ha folk who pronounce it "her-mees" 😆
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Friday 30/01/2026. #MorningDogWalkFeatured rain then sleet falling through the chilly morning air, people at the bus stop waiting for their ride to work, two cats chasing under cars parked on a side street, and a van playing quiet music as it idles on the road.
@BigGayShaun beautiful
Twat Hook (pronounced to rhyme with puke, thaknows)
@TwoClownsEating Scroobius Pip
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I don't need little cat feet socks for my chairs
I don't need little cat feet socks for my chairs
I don't need little cat feet socks for my chairs
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I definitely got a little dizzy trying to take this photo, but I hope you appreciate this busy little staircase as much as I did.
@sodslawyer Merzbow?
Imperial Soft Cell were fucking majestic
@GypsumFantastic absolutely no problem.
Fog light wankers
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if that's what asbestos is i shudder to think of what asworstos is
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