MistherFrenchFries

Failure journalist. Substitute comedian.

MistherFrenchFriesMrFrenchFries
2026-01-31

Spiders, even octopuses, can learn to share. De-valuing art, and study, cannot hide the cancers who CAN ONLY commodify their conceptual deficit for Trade. I don’t like having to force my every private thought into the validation space, but I will because the human traffickers cannot hide their connection with the content bots.

MistherFrenchFriesMrFrenchFries
2026-01-31

@markscanenforcement is …a real thing? It’s run by real humans, not media pimps? These decades we’ve had to apply the print and broadcast world to the new World Wide Web, have they been enough?

MistherFrenchFriesMrFrenchFries
2026-01-30

Don’t forget coming to the window to come on the windowsill and, it turns out, hitting the razor blade set aside for the contact paper covering the glass while you learn to sleep alone. Don’t forget that this could be the last time you had to pay admission to your own dreams.

MistherFrenchFriesMrFrenchFries
2026-01-29

I want mastodon to be a back up account where I don’t have to worry about alienating, too soon, people who have UNDERSTANDABLY adopted revolution/apocalypse postures because they don’t have JUST ENOUGH privilege to have backup plans enough to have plans at all.

MistherFrenchFriesMrFrenchFries
2026-01-29

@CrimethInc “No political party did this” can sound either ignorant if we don’t call out how many apathetic peasants and third-party hipsters jerked each other off with the POSTURE that things would be equally bad under a Harris presidency. “No political party did this” is a LIE if it’s a handjob promising “Maga SHOULD win because we’ll get a REAL orgy if we make things look more hopeless for more people.”

MistherFrenchFriesMrFrenchFries
2026-01-29
MistherFrenchFriesMrFrenchFries
2026-01-28
MistherFrenchFriesMrFrenchFries
2026-01-26

Darth Nihlus is the closest I’ve heard to apathy given a cool villain helmet.

MistherFrenchFriesMrFrenchFries
2026-01-23

Upload test

MistherFrenchFriesMrFrenchFries
2026-01-23

@PhoenixSerenity A lot of 80s babies were raised by Gen X reaching critical apathy mass. Not sure how we’re going to tell the kids NOT to envy the 20th century.

MistherFrenchFriesMrFrenchFries
2026-01-23

@AmbientLightNZ yeah 1995 was 30 years ago, and guys from 1965 were certainly allowed to be ‘still relavent’ then, but Patton ALWAYS looks pulled and fueled by multiple timelines.

MistherFrenchFriesMrFrenchFries
2026-01-21
MistherFrenchFriesMrFrenchFries
2026-01-20

I’d like to find a regularly priced copy of this now ‘collectible’ paperback in the literal MOUNTAIN of late 20th century paperbacks by not the 5 or so authors that escaped the 20th century. As for Linkin being influenced by KMFDM and the only mini cds I’ve ever wanted to collect enough to boost the format? This quick reminder already took too long.

MistherFrenchFriesMrFrenchFries
2026-01-20

I think someone took the time, decades ago, to jiff this scene from a pivotal part of the end of the broadcast world. I’ve been waiting for ‘screen capture’ to be as cheap as pulp and paste and razor blades since that ending time.

MistherFrenchFriesMrFrenchFries
2026-01-18

I love you a bushel and a peck, a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck

MistherFrenchFriesMrFrenchFries
2026-01-16

🐞 🙏

MistherFrenchFriesMrFrenchFries
2026-01-10

WiFi 🍄‍🟫 test

MistherFrenchFriesMrFrenchFries
2026-01-09

We knew it wasn’t ok to use as memes, but we didn’t want to look like grammar Nazis. Special thanks to Disney and the other IP Nazis.

MistherFrenchFriesMrFrenchFries
2026-01-08

Save the gif AS a gif? Nah. No reason to make that intuitive.

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