Microplastics101

Dr Steve Allen. Healthy Earth. A charitable NGO working to solve the most urgent environmental issues with practical science based solutions. This account is to help spread real information about plastic pollution. You might also find that scientists are humans too. I am into paragliding, sailing and motorbikes.#academic #Microplastic #Science #NoAI

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Datacenters in space are a terrible, horrible, no good idea.

“I am a former NASA engineer/scientist with a PhD in space electronics. I also worked at Google for 10 years, in various parts of the company including YouTube and the bit of Cloud responsible for deploying AI capacity, so I'm quite well placed to have an opinion here.
The short version: this is an absolutely terrible idea, and really makes zero sense whatsoever.” @sundogplanets

taranis.ie/datacenters-in-spac

2026-02-09

Dear Fedi #sailors I am looking for someone who can do an RYA offshore yachtmaster at short notice. Just the exam is fine. Asia or Europe. Please boost #notenoughsailors #Sailing

Cartoon showing a polished captain with dark sunglasses in a blue captains coat. On the right is a slovenly man with a wrinkle white shirt and a cigarette hanging out of his moth. The captions above read uniforms, Captains. Over tge shiny captain it says amature. Over the scruffy one reads proffesional
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millennial fulcrumfalcennial
2026-02-09

@ShaulaEvans @bookstodon Pratchett, for me.

"Like an exercise bicycle it takes you nowhere, but it just might tone up the muscles that will."

Terry Pratchett on fantasy, from The Discworld Companion.

2026-02-08

@SeanCasten Yes. If 4th grade is yer 10 of 12.

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Augie Rayaugieray
2026-02-08

Smart people don't ignore the risks of and other viruses before important events. These are the members of the U.S. women’s Olympic cross-country ski team posing for a photo Thursday, Feb. 5 in Italy. Not only are they wearing masks to make sure they can compete healthy, they are living outside the Olympic village in an off-site hotel during the entirety of the Games — a substantial financial investment intended to protect “health and wellness.”

fasterskier.com/2026/02/in-ita

Masked members of the U.S. women’s Olympic cross-country ski team pose for a photo Thursday, Feb. 5 after a news conference at their competition venue in Tesero, Italy. From left , Jessie Diggins, Hailey Swirbul, Sammy Smith, Julia Kern, Novie McCabe and Rosie Brennan. (Nathaniel Herz for FasterSkier)
2026-02-08

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Not hard to catch but can be quite a handful if you do.

2026-02-08

@bedast You will wear out the centre of your tire. They are designed to be flat at the recommended pressure. They get more efficient at higher pressure at the expense of comfort and potentially grip

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Alice McFlurry :bc:Alice@beige.party
2026-02-08

Can everyone please stop with the AI generated profile pics?

It's absolute slop and it's killing the environment.

If you want a profile pic that's grossly exaggerated and looks nothing like you, I'd be happy to draw a bad caricature for free.

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Natasha 🇪🇺 :mastodon:Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
2026-02-07

I don't want to laugh at someone's real distress but this IS very funny ...

Reddit : r/LegalAdviceUK

u/PerfectHumor216.

Title : An Al chat-assist created and offered a customer an 80% off offer. Customer has now placed an order of £8,000+

"Small business in England.

Website has a chat Al to help customers navigate the website and it can be used to log orders/take contact details from customers.

A customer was chatting with it and managed to convince the Al to give them a 25% discount, then he negotiated with the Al up to an 80% discount.

He then placed an order for thousands of pounds worth of stuff. Like, I'm going to be losing thousands on my material costs alone.

I've written to my customer to cancel it and they responded that they will be taking me to small claims court if I fail to honour the order. They've given me 3 days to respond.

Can I ignore this?"Reply : Gulbasaur.
Top 1% Commenter

"Cancel the order, refund anything in full and don't let a chatbot make financial decisions for you." 


Reply by original poster:

"Already refunded.

Chatbot isn't supposed to be making financial decisions. It's supposed to be answering customer questions between 6pm and 9am when I'm not around.

It's worked fine for 6+ months, then this guy spent an hour chatting with it, talked it into showing how good it was at maths and percentages, diverted the conversation to percentage discounts off a theoretical order, then acted impressed by it.

The chatbot then generated him a completely fake discount code and an offer for 25% off, later rising to 80% off as it tried to impress him."
2026-02-07

@ai6yr They will not work in vietnam either. They drive a little slower than the Philippines but with even less rules. A blinker could have been on for a week.

2026-02-07
2026-02-07

@joycebell @ai6yr I would check that. I remember reading that it only lasts 20 years and covid can reduce that too. Worth looking it up to be sure.

2026-02-06

@MamaLake It was expensive and painful. Then i got it just as brexit happened. Uk passport is now toilet paper

2026-02-06

@MamaLake I have two.

2026-02-06

@benfell I bet it's Musk

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2026-02-06

RE: nomenloony.com/@nomenloony/116

Notes for Americans:

1. Until 1992 you had to wire your own plugs onto new electrical appliances in the UK (they were sold without pre-molded plugs).

2. Mains voltage is 230VAC, not 110VAC. It'll kill ya.

3. If you follow ChatGPT's advice *YOU WILL DIE*.

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2026-02-06

📢 We are hiring ! #fediHire

My group is looking for 2️⃣ #research scientists in the field of #satellite 🛰️ remote sensing and data processing, to work in #Norway

One position (Tromsø or Oslo) will mostly be about #climate #SeaIce remote sensing from passive microwave sensors:
jobbnorge.no/en/available-jobs

The other position (Bergen or Oslo) is mostly about #Ocean remote sensing from Synthetic Aperture Radar (SAR) missions:
jobbnorge.no/en/available-jobs

Both are 2-year positions, in the context of several projects we have with the #EuropeanSpaceAgency.

Please help and boost 🙌 .

@PolarBremen @Ruth_Mottram @SigneAaboe

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:PUA: Shlee travelled around &shlee@aus.social
2026-02-05

Also.. cancel Australia Day and make “Austin Appelbee day”… Genuine Australian hero.

abc.net.au/news/2026-02-03/tee

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Jen GentlemanJenMsft
2026-02-05
Meme template - Winnie the Pooh and Piglet talking. "I love honey", Pooh says with a smile and his hand sticky from the honey jar. He starts to lose his smile, turning to Piglet. "But you know what I don't love?", expression turning annoyed. "Having to type out something long letter by letter with my TV remote". He looks away from piglet, turning towards the reader with this final remark, eyebrows furrowed

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