Bloody Stupid Johnson

I'm a streetwalking cheetah with a heart full of napalm.

Hopelessly erratic in tone and content.

Software Developer

Neurodivergent (ADHD) :rainbowinfinity:

In early recovery of being a RAD parent.

The Wheel Of Time books were amazing.

:progresspride_i_flag: ally

Profile pic is "The Trickster" by Gema MT. Awesome artist. Still used without permission...

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He/him
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People who say "no pun intended" are cowards. Intend your puns, weaklings.
Age
early 40's
Bloody Stupid Johnson boosted:
2024-12-20

“I’m definitely eating healthier this holiday season,” I exclaim just before I shotgun 1,700 calories of eggnog.

Bloody Stupid JohnsonLukeF@darkfriend.social
2024-12-13

Long term campaign of defunding education for all those but in the upper class to further entrench their superiority and increase the gullibility of those deemed lesser.

Not to mention the increased inability of the masses to recognize the patterns of fascism and injustice from the past, thereby further decreasing the ability of the average citizen to recognize dangerous actions in service of ideals that we, as a nation, once fought vehemently against.

Bloody Stupid JohnsonLukeF@darkfriend.social
2024-12-12

Lookit this BS AI Ad

Should be my new Mastodon account…

If you steal it… 😜
#LookitThisBSAIAd

Some stupid obvious AI ad for wrinkle cream where they obviously asked some AI to give them a picture of a young woman, and then her 20-30 years older (or vice versa)
Bloody Stupid JohnsonLukeF@darkfriend.social
2024-12-09

Already feeling pretty down about myself.

Logs into to work email.

Oh good, it's time for my performance self-review!

Bloody Stupid JohnsonLukeF@darkfriend.social
2024-11-26

Image is close-up of small green leaves (part of a larger plant) covered with little frost hairs.

mastodon.social/@ALWyvern/1135

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5 panel Loading Artist comic.
1: Hat guy standing next to a STRESS meter that's bubbling quite high "I don't feel so good"
2: Other guy: "relax, it's probably just stress"
3: Hat guy, looking relieved: "oh..?" The STRESS meter in the background starts to shrink
4: Other guy, contemplating to himself: "then again, stress CAN contribute to a variety of life-threatening health complications..."
5: Hat guy's STRESS meter has exploded and is up to his chin in stress liquid as it rains from above.
Bloody Stupid JohnsonLukeF@darkfriend.social
2024-11-25

Fuck you, Jack Smith. Fucking coward.

Bloody Stupid JohnsonLukeF@darkfriend.social
2024-11-15
Bloody Stupid JohnsonLukeF@darkfriend.social
2024-11-15
Bloody Stupid Johnson boosted:
Joshua HollandJoshuaHolland
2024-11-13

I think there’s a good chance that Trump’s narcissism will make Musk getting a bunch of attention intolerable and he’ll kick him to the curb. Those two egos can barely fit on the same planet.

Obligatory…

New Yorker cartoon titled “five stages of White House employment” shows people entering a room with a MAGA hat, greeting Trump and then leaving with knives in their backs.
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Ricki Yasha TarrRickiTarr@beige.party
2024-11-11

They want you to be distracted. THEY WANT YOU TO BE DISTRACTED!

Do you really think that it is an accident that Trump will say something insane like, Haitians are eating cats and dogs? It's not, they know the news will play it for weeks, and we will be outraged. Meanwhile, they are achieving sinister shit in the background that only a few news outlets are reporting. It will take time and concerted effort to put all this Project 2025 shit into place. Let's make it as difficult as possible, and take as long as possible.

I don't know what's going to happen, and neither do you, but don't get distracted. They love it when we are in chaos and disorganized, and blaming each other, instead of focusing on one important goal, limit the damage and get them the fuck out.

Bloody Stupid JohnsonLukeF@darkfriend.social
2024-11-09

toss another book
dear leader thinks is too "woke"
into the bonfire

#DailyHaikuPrompt - Bonfire
#InCaseYouWereWonderingIAmTotallyAgainstThis

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I Hope This Email Finds Youthisemailfindsyou
2024-11-09

I hope this email finds you first, God help you.

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Deborah Rose ❌👑DebErupts
2024-11-08

As the U.S. goes backwards, Mexico moves forward, with a female president (an environmental scientist) and full legalized abortion rights.
npr.org/2024/10/01/nx-s1-51345

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:catsalad@infosec.exchange
2024-11-08

Palpatine suddenly returning in Star Wars is apparently not as far fetched as we thought.

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Natasha :mastodon: 🇪🇺Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
2024-11-07

One of the last coal-powered sheep.
Most sheep are all electric now.

#DefaidodonDay #DyddDefaidodon #Defaidodon

A photograph of a sheep in a field with lambs around it. The sheep appears to be giving out a long plume of smoke, an illusion caused by a train, or similar, hidden in the distance behind it
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Alice McFlurry :bc:Alice@beige.party
2024-11-07

If somebody criticizes the meal you made for being too bland, you should take it with a grain of salt.

Bloody Stupid JohnsonLukeF@darkfriend.social
2024-11-07

@murdoc Didn't mean to leave out other neurodivergents!

Bloody Stupid Johnson boosted:
Murdoc Addams 🧛🏻:ri: 🇨🇦murdoc@autistics.life
2024-11-07
Bloody Stupid JohnsonLukeF@darkfriend.social
2024-11-06
Tweet from 2022-05-27:
ADHD is correlated with "Justice Sensitivity." We have a hard time "getting over" something being unjust.

We feel things strongly. We have a hard time with emotional regulation.

We also absorb information like a fire hose. News. Data.

We're... probably not doing okay right now.

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