LeoKeyz🌱

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Don't care much for Bios
NAU 2030🤞
Anti-Poet
Down with big tech monopolies

He/Him

2026-01-09

My favourite way to explore the world is through documentaries.

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🦜 Home - The Oniontheonion.com@rss-parrot.net
2026-01-07

Chevron CEO Sure In Good Mood This Week

theonion.com/chevron-ceo-sure-in-good-mood-this-week

HOUSTON—Calling the executive’s demeanor “unnervingly jovial,” company sources confirmed Tuesday that Chevron CEO Mike Wirth sure was in a good mood this week. “Man, normally that guy is a first-rate asshole, so something must be up,” said an anonymous…

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🦜 Home - The Oniontheonion.com@rss-parrot.net
2026-01-07

Oil Stocks Rise After U.S. Capture Of Maduro

theonion.com/oil-stocks-rise-after-u-s-capture-of-maduro

Energy company stocks and the price of crude oil surged after the United States captured Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro, with Trump claiming U.S. oil companies would participate in rebuilding the South American country’s energy infrastructure. What do…

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jwzjwz
2026-01-07

Car Brain.

There's a lot of stupid in the world, but here's some more. For those of you not in San Francisco: we have an old freeway running right past the ocean. It is falling into the ocean, and for decades had been closed like 20% of the time as...
jwz.org/b/yk1T

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Arizona Public Mediaazpm
2026-01-07

A golden phone that President Donald Trump's family business promised to release last year remains mysteriously under wraps as the technology industry serves up a glut of new gadgets at CES in Las Vegas this week.
pbs.org/newshour/economy/whate

2026-01-07

Only a GENIUS would decide to invade a country alone, kidnap the head of state, and then get on TV and start talking about installing domestic oil companies in said country to make lots of money. Add in inconsistent plans on how the country will run going forward and this is not at all going to be a stain on foreign policy and legacy.

2026-01-03

There are people sleeping in the cold streets of the country, people being separated from their families, people struggling with substance abuse, but our efforts are focused on brutally and illegaly invading Venezuela. Because the big oil companies, the biggest of them all, want to make more money.

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now it's veronicaexplains.netvkc@linuxmom.net
2025-12-30
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Electronic Frontier Foundationeff
2025-12-28

Tucked away deep in the Settings app on Android are all sorts of privacy and security features you may have never seen. It’s time to get to know those settings. ssd.eff.org/module/how-to-get-

2025-12-28

Isn't it annoying when you're listening to a #radio station using #RDS / #RDBS and they use it for advertising? Oh well, at least they earn a little revenue and use #RDS
#FMRadio

2025-12-28

Another day goes by that I miss #cableTV. Not the prices though...

2025-12-28

@eff scary stuff

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2025-12-27

2026 is the Year of the Horse in the Chinese Zodiac. But today's Low Quality Ad is for a pin celebrating Florida's zodiac, the Year of the Raccoon in a trashcan that is panhandling for meth.
collabs.shop/cfkxd1

A pin of a raccoon in a trashcan.
2025-12-26

Sending a credit card statement out on Christmas is grinch-ian

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Sutro Tower :sutro:SutroTower@sfba.social
2025-12-25

I am soaking wet

2025-12-25

Forget taking celebrities to space, take flat earthers!

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ren (a they/them) 🌈🎶renwillis@mstdn.social
2025-12-21
2025-12-21

@kjzz she kinda looks evil there

2025-12-19

@vkc dracula!

2025-12-18

Listening to music is good for my soul ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

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