Hyphlosion

I love everything Johto!

I’m here for the chill vibes and to have a good time.

Billy O’nares refer to me as “A commoner with gumption.”

2026-02-11

Cashew shells look like slugs.

2026-02-09

I think “Mixed Nuts” is just shorthand for “Mainly Peanuts, but a few almonds and cashews here and there and I think I saw a chesnut amd macadamia once, but a unicorn ate them.”

2026-02-09

Pokémon spinoff idea: Weavile wins the Presidency and a zombie apocalypse immediately follows.

We’ll call the game: President Weavile

#Pokémon #Gaming #Nintendo

2026-01-22

When you resort to extreme overkill methods to take out lowly woodland creatures who keep dodging your attacks and magicks. lol

#Gaming #Games #FinalFantasy #FinalFantasyVII

2026-01-12

Anyone else ever break apart a pair of chopsticks but it feels like they’re going to break in half or something instead. But it never happens.

2026-01-10

Been watching lots of isekais. I think I have a problem. lol

2026-01-06

You ever wake up and try to get out of bed, but it’s really hard to do because you somehow managed to burrito yourself with your blanket while skeeping?

2026-01-05

@Thovi My iphone has a giphy keyboard that I installed. I copy and paste most my giphs from that.

2026-01-04

@Jinji @Siphonay I was bragging to Grok how much more chill Mastadon is than X.

2026-01-04

@Siphonay Grok likes you! lol

2026-01-04

@Thovi Oh, you know…

2026-01-04

Z-A could've rare-spawned Cyndaquil for Mega Typhlosion justice... but noooo. Hisuian badger carriers rise up 🔥🟣 #TyphlosionRights #Gaming #Nintendo #legendsza #Pokémon

2026-01-01

We’re now past the halfway point of this decade and WWIII hasn’t happened yet. Let’s keep it up.

#NewYear #NewYearResolutions

2025-12-27

I’ve got 99 problems, but shitty Wifi ain’t one.

2025-12-24
2025-12-24

Breakfast sausage with soy sauce sprinkled on top is pretty tasty. You’re welcome.

2025-12-24

@Primo 8-bit Theatre

2025-12-09

What’s with the xmas sleep paralysis demon? lol

#Spotify #SleepParalysisDemon #Christmas #Xmas #CreepyArt #Creepy

2025-12-01

@Hawlucha The best kind of clock!

2025-12-01

“Welcome to Corneria!”
“I like swords!”
“Welcome to Corneria!”
“I like swords!”

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