Just woke up from a 6 hour power nap. It's 11 pm. Going back to bed...

@surdfish

Sexy!

Sorry I'm late. She ensorcelled me.

First thing I'm gonna do when we're rich is take two naps at the same time

Think I'll go shotgun some buttered saltines

@nixanadoo

Beggars can't be choosers, but no Alfredo sauce

Getting a gold in curling is slang for bleaching your pubic hair.

I also enjoy not getting involved in it.

Captain, we're detecting some unusually horny activity on the planet's surface.

Why are you being so difficult? All you need is a lawyer, an aluminum baseball bat, and the will to do it.

Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.

#AntiquesRoadShowCursedObjects

@the_etrain

Anybody that'll strap knives to their boots to begin with are down the clown, man.

An astigmatism Instagram filter

@the_etrain

Oohhhh. That's right!

I finished the cake. You're welcome.

@the_etrain

Do you suppose sandy ice sharpens or dulls the blade?

@DXMacGuffin

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WILL THEY SEE MY VAGINA ON THE MRI?!
MY PRIVATE VAGINA?!

Sur le blog : #inktober2025 : https://weblog.redisdead.net/main/post/2026/02/09/Inktobird-2025

En octobre dernier, j'avais tenté de relever le défi proposé par @Nepsie et @levilainbd : INKTOBIRD ! L'idée était de dessiner un oiseau par jour. J'ai donc sorti mon crayon multicolore préféré et mon petit carnet, mais il m'aura fallu des mois pour enfin les scanner et les intégrer dans une seule grande image.

@josh0

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