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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

Fake scrum stats, memes, and humor. Scrum is funny, right?!

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The image on the left features a glamorous, professional photo of Selena Gomez.
It is captioned "New product as described in the kick-off meeting"

The image on the right features a less polished, candid photo of Tom Holland. It is captioned "New product delivered to production based on technical limitations"

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The image on the left features a glamorous, professional photo of Selena Gomez.
It is captioned "New product as described in the kick-off meeting"

The image on the right features a less polished, candid photo of Tom Holland. It is captioned "New product delivered to production based on technical limitations"

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor boosted:

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Image of a chicken sitting at thr console of a room filled with electronics.

Caption: Reduction in force took out a lot of IT, so it's not hard to imagine that those who remain are in a fowl mood.

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Image of a chicken sitting at thr console of a room filled with electronics.

Caption: Reduction in force took out a lot of IT, so it's not hard to imagine that those who remain are in a fowl mood.

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor boosted:

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Cortisol level meter reading red.

Caption: It's mid-sprint and a new priority comes in that requires immediate attention but you are also told to not let the current work slip

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Cortisol level meter reading red.

Caption: It's mid-sprint and a new priority comes in that requires immediate attention but you are also told to not let the current work slip

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Picture of several people coming out of the the jump door of a plane in flight.

Caption: When the meeting is ending and the host asked someone to stay behind and tells everyone else they are welcome to stay too if they want

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Picture of several people coming out of the the jump door of a plane in flight.

Caption: When the meeting is ending and the host asked someone to stay behind and tells everyone else they are welcome to stay too if they want

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor boosted:

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Character Geralt of Rivia from the video game The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt saying "Fascinating story. Any chance you're nearing the end?"

Caption: Me during every all-hands meeting

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Character Geralt of Rivia from the video game The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt saying "Fascinating story. Any chance you're nearing the end?"

Caption: Me during every all-hands meeting

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Caption: Hey leadership, can we get a functioning dev environment that matches production?

Leadership:
(Picture of Sabrina Carpenter giving the middle finger with both hands)

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Caption: Hey leadership, can we get a functioning dev environment that matches production?

Leadership:
(Picture of Sabrina Carpenter giving the middle finger with both hands)

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Black Manta saying "To ne perfectly frank---I'm doing it out of simple spite.... I really hate your guts, you know..."

Caption: The average executive when asked why they mandated a return to office

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Black Manta saying "To ne perfectly frank---I'm doing it out of simple spite.... I really hate your guts, you know..."

Caption: The average executive when asked why they mandated a return to office

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Children's entertainer Ms. Rachel and New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani during a public appearance looking like they are fake crying.

Caption: When you tell leadership that the return to office is hurting productivity because the office environment is too loud and distracting

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Children's entertainer Ms. Rachel and New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani during a public appearance looking like they are fake crying.

Caption: When you tell leadership that the return to office is hurting productivity because the office environment is too loud and distracting

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor boosted:

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The image shows an OTO Melara 76 mm Sovraponte naval gun on an Indonesian Navy ship labeled "Priority change". It is pointed at a person (labeled me) while someone else (labeled Leadership) looks on

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The image shows an OTO Melara 76 mm Sovraponte naval gun on an Indonesian Navy ship labeled "Priority change". It is pointed at a person (labeled me) while someone else (labeled Leadership) looks on

Not my finest moment

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A set of school yearbook photos with a question prompt and different responses from students.

Mike is most scared of "Werewolves!".

Nicki is most scared of "Lions".

Conor is most scared of "NOT COMPLETING MY SPIRIT GOALS "

The last student is scared of Conor

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