Emily Gladstone Cole

I'm a UNIX and Security Admin (#DFIR and #BlueTeam), lifelong A's baseball fan, and I enjoy opera and early music. I sing, dance, and act, read voraciously, and plan to keep learning new things for as long as I can. @UnixGeekEm on Twitter. She/her. #BlackLivesMatter #TransRightsAreHumanRights

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2026-02-06

When people say Shakespeare isn't relevant to modern life it's good to have people like Sir Ian around to prove them wrong:

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2026-02-05

The voting has concluded, and we're thrilled to announce the top ten web hacking techniques of 2025! Massive thanks to everyone in the community for sharing their hard-earned discoveries, plus the panel and everyone who nominated or voted! portswigger.net/research/top-1

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Spotted

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2026-02-03

Fellow fedizens! As decreed by xkcd.com/843/ some fifteen years ago, it is once again time to spend the morning reading through the Wikipedia article en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_.

#xkcd #xkcd843 #misconceptions #Wikipedia

Miss Lenhart stands in front of a blackboard with a laptop in her hand, saying: Okay, middle school students, it’s the first Tuesday in February. This means that by law and custom, we must spend the morning reading through the Wikipedia article List of common misconceptions, so you can spend the rest of your lives being a little less wrong. The guests at every party you’ll ever attend thank us in advance.
Caption: I wish I lived in this universe.
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2026-02-03

Some terrifically titled papers from a discovered collection of NASA research documents found in a skip

(with thanks to @JuliaRez for the original pic)

A photo of a bunch of NASA research documents, with titles like "STRUCTURAL MARGINS OBSERVED IMMEDIATELY PRIOR TO EXCEEDANCE", "PRELIMINARY ANALYSIS OF UNEXPECTED WOBBLE IN A RIGIDLY NON-WOBBLING SYSTEM", "OBSERVED PERFORMANCE OF COMPONENTS KNOWN TO HAVE BEEN INSTALLED BACKWARDS", "COGNITIVE LOAD IMPLICATIONS OF ACRONYMS REFERRING TO OTHER ACRONYMS", "THRMAL CHARACTERISTICS OF MATERIALS DESCRIBED AS 'PROBABLY INFLAMMABLE'", "ON THE REPEATED SURVIVAL OF SYSTEMS NEVER INTENDED TO WORK", "THE EFFECT OF CLIPBOARD ON PERCEIVED AUTHORITY IN TEST ENVIRONMENTS", "MECHANICAL PROPERTIES OF SUBSTANCES EXPOSED TO REPEATED MEETINGS", "ANOMALOUS RESULTS WHICH PERSIST DESPITE STRONG MANAGEMENT DISAPPROVAL", and "A PRELIMINARY ASSESSMENT OF THE MOON'S APPARENT DISINTEREST IN OUR ACTIVITIES"
Emily Gladstone ColeEmily@infosec.exchange
2026-01-29

Mmmmm, cupcakes.

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As a former K-12 technology educator, let me break this down for you. If a "toy" comes with an app, it isn't a toy; it's a data collection mechanism, and likely a brand loyalty engine.

Kids don't need these things. In fact, they're much, much better off without them.

wired.com/story/an-ai-toy-expo

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captain acab :antifa:redsad@ohai.social
2026-01-27

happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to all those who celebrate!

San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert

Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.

(picture of the boulder on a snowy road, there's a police car parked in the foreground)

11:45 AM

Jan 27, 2020
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2026-01-23

I was wondering when a reporter would uncover this.

So BitLocker is super secure, right? Well... BitLocker recovery keys are backed up to Microsoft's Cloud - and they give them out to law enforcement on request. Using the BitLocker recovery key, you can just unlock the device without a PIN etc.
forbes.com/sites/thomasbrewste

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Dr. David McBride (dwm)dwm
2026-01-22

IT job! Durham University (in the UK) is looking to hire a new "Technical Architect / Solutions Designer", which is a permanent, hybrid, senior technical role (at the same grade as me) in our central IT department:

durham.taleo.net/careersection

I like Durham, and we've no shortage of virtuous work to do.

If you, or anyone lovely and capable that you know, think this sounds like a fun way to earn a living, please follow the link!


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2026-01-22

@mekkaokereke I get a little hot when I see these self-exculpatory stickers on Teslas. "I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE ELON WENT CRAZY". As if Tesla wasn't getting in trouble for the racial abuse at its factories as far back as 2015.

I mean, it's not exactly giving, "I'm sorry and I'm committed to doing better."

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2026-01-22

The boy in the blue cap.
The girl in the red coat.

Two images side by side. On the left is a young boy wearing a blue winter cap being held by American ICE. He has been kidnapped to a detention facility. The color is naturally washed out revealing a stark blue. On the right is the girl in the red coat from Schindler's list. She is being kidnapped by a Nazi agent. The film is in black and white except for her stark red coat.
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Grahamghalldev
2026-01-21

Today marks 7 months of unemployment and I am very much down to the wire.

I am a full-stack & backend web developer, fluent in TypeScript, with experience building data-focused applications and both SQLite and Postrges databases.

I’m located in the northeast United States and have experience working and successfully collaborating with small, remote teams.

Boosts are appreciated. 🙏

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2026-01-21
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2026-01-20

More 70's computer magazine comics that have become prophetic.

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The Altamont Pass was fogged in yesterday morning as I flew over it. If you look closely, you can see the wind turbine blades sticking up out of the clouds.

#flying #aviation #photography

A photo of an undercast cloud layer with wind turbine blades protruding out of it.
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2026-01-20

root@kaka:~ sudo apt-get install inetutils-telnetd telnet
root@kaka:~ sudo sed -i 's/#<off># telnet/telnet/' /etc/inetd.conf
root@kaka:~ sudo /etc/init.d/inetutils-inetd start
root@kaka:~ USER='-f root' telnet -a localhost
...
root@kaka:~#

seclists.org/oss-sec/2026/q1/89

Emily Gladstone ColeEmily@infosec.exchange
2026-01-20

@socketwench

in space nobody can hear you perform Application-Layer Protocol Negotiation

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"Miss Movie Masochist"socketwench@masto.hackers.town
2026-01-20

Housemate:

"The existence of http and https implies the existence of http3, http: Resurrection, and http vs. Predator.

Discuss."

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Adeel Ahmedadeelahmed
2026-01-20

Finally joined mastodon in search of a sane online space! Where are my scientists at?

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