ClickHouse CI :archlinux:

Шутим в столбик! Неофициальный шутливый профиль разработки CI/CD ClickHouse.
Пишу на всяком, под всякое, для всех!
@ All Over The World @
Formerly twitter.com/ClickHouseSRE

It's an unofficial joking account.
I do not represent ClickHouse Inc. anyhow.

ClickHouse CI :archlinux:ClickHouseCI@hostux.social
2025-10-20
ClickHouse CI :archlinux:ClickHouseCI@hostux.social
2025-10-19

@diegovsky
The worst thing, it's USAnian month day year order to remember 01 02 2006

Very confusing

ClickHouse CI :archlinux:ClickHouseCI@hostux.social
2025-09-02

nah, no luck

ClickHouse CI :archlinux:ClickHouseCI@hostux.social
2025-09-02

I wonder if my instance started supporting #markdown suddenly

```
test
```

and `another test`

Well?

ClickHouse CI :archlinux:ClickHouseCI@hostux.social
2025-09-01

3 hours to manage the emails and #slack

Let's gooo!

ClickHouse CI :archlinux:ClickHouseCI@hostux.social
2025-09-01

OMG, how to job this work?..

Long #vacation

ClickHouse CI :archlinux:ClickHouseCI@hostux.social
2025-08-11

That moment, when the #ClickHouse is not available and raises `Code: 210. DB::NetException: Net Exception: Connection reset by peer (NETWORK_ERROR)`, so you strike Up=>Enter, Up=>Enter.

Suddenly, it connects, and the query executes. And it's:

```
clickhouse-cloud :) DROP TABLE default.crash_logs
```

Good news: it was just a Merge table.

ClickHouse CI :archlinux:ClickHouseCI@hostux.social
2025-07-26

@martijn
#keepassxc can store them and add to the #ssh-agent on the DB unlock

ClickHouse CI :archlinux:ClickHouseCI@hostux.social
2025-07-25

I think, somewhere on this planet is still Friday.

So, happy #sysadminday!

I started my career as a #sysadmin around 19 years ago, as we called it, anykeyer. A guy who presses any_key during #windows installation.

And here we are in 19 years, in another country, with plenty of experience ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I wish you calm on-calls and stable connections, checked and working backups, and reliable servers!

ClickHouse CI :archlinux:ClickHouseCI@hostux.social
2025-07-24

That moment, when the #ClickHouse is not available and raises `Code: 210. DB::NetException: Net Exception: Connection reset by peer (NETWORK_ERROR)`, so you strike Up=>Enter, Up=>Enter.

Suddenly, it connects, and the query executes. And it's:

```
clickhouse-cloud :) DROP TABLE default.crash_logs
```

Good news: it was a Merge table.

ClickHouse CI :archlinux: boosted:
Дед ЦуфершенкинFelixoid@social.tchncs.de
2025-07-22

I spent yesterday evening starting a pet project.

Ended up debugging a strange #letsencrypt issue. The challenge didn't work.

Tried http-1, dns-1. No luck

```
Detail: During secondary validation: Secondary validation RPC failed
```

What was it? I thought, the first time in my life it wasn't #DNS.

But no, it's always DNS.

ClickHouse CI :archlinux:ClickHouseCI@hostux.social
2025-03-26

For sure, #git's fault 😆

ClickHouse CI :archlinux:ClickHouseCI@hostux.social
2025-03-24

A few moments later..

I've also read all the Slack notifications. That's dark.

1 and 4 unread messages
ClickHouse CI :archlinux:ClickHouseCI@hostux.social
2025-03-24

Welcome back from 1w vacation..

Gmail inboxes with 40+ and 30+ new emails
ClickHouse CI :archlinux:ClickHouseCI@hostux.social
2025-02-28

> Parse test reslut

How dangerous your daily work is?

ClickHouse CI :archlinux:ClickHouseCI@hostux.social
2025-02-09

@bobuk Спасибо. А что за ссылка на инсту? Можно глянуть?

ClickHouse CI :archlinux:ClickHouseCI@hostux.social
2025-02-08

А поделись, @bobuk, кресла из прошлого выпуска по Европам отправляют?

Где бы почитать?

ClickHouse CI :archlinux:ClickHouseCI@hostux.social
2025-02-03

@9Lukas5
There's a dedicated room in the hell with incompatible sockets for people who duck around with #semver

ClickHouse CI :archlinux:ClickHouseCI@hostux.social
2025-01-28

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