Chris John Riley :unverified:

I'm just this guy, you know!

- Views my own 😇
- Security Advisor @ Stealth Startup 👔
- ex-Staff Security dino @ Google 🦕
- Purveyor of fine whisky 🥃, hard mixes 🎧🎚️, & fresh bull 💩
- Zurich 🇨🇭 / Valencia 🇪🇸
- FI/RE

DJ Mixes mixcloud.com/c22dnb #dnb #DrumAndBass

Chris John Riley :unverified:ChrisJohnRiley@infosec.exchange
2026-03-01

Great to see the history here. The owners stamp on the record reading "Willi Dick, München 8000" along with an old landline number and address.

Those parents had some sense of humour. They named him after a penis… TWICE! 🤣🤣🤣

Owners stamp on the record - Willi Dick München 8000
Chris John Riley :unverified:ChrisJohnRiley@infosec.exchange
2026-03-01

Gotta go weird or go home… so it's weird as I'm already at home. This LP has a full gatefold in the gatefold. Double gatefold for the same price. Also, great pics. Feels like a fever dream.

Udo Lindenberg & Das Panik-Orchester — Sister King Kong

discogs.com/release/10442997-U

#NowPlaying #Vinyl

Udo Lindenberg & Das Panik-Orchester — Sister King Kong LP playing on a Phillips 685 turntableUdo Lindenberg & Das Panik-Orchester — Sister King Kong LP gatefold fully folded out to make a square.
Chris John Riley :unverified:ChrisJohnRiley@infosec.exchange
2026-03-01

Not from Tokyo, not soul music… also not at 33rpm as I've found out 🤣 Some garage rock to change up the pace.

tokyo sex destruction — The Big Red Box For The Syndicate Of Emotions
discogs.com/release/744324-Tok

#Vinyl #NowPlaying

tokyo sex destruction — The Big Red Box For The Syndicate Of Emotions LP playing on a Phillips 685 turntabletokyo sex destruction — The Big Red Box For The Syndicate Of Emotions LP rear sleeve
Chris John Riley :unverified:ChrisJohnRiley@infosec.exchange
2026-03-01

Change of pace… need more synths!

Pet Shop Boys — Disco
discogs.com/release/6615273-Pe

#Vinyl #NowPlaying

Pet Shop Boys — Disco LP playing on a Phillips 685 turntable
Chris John Riley :unverified:ChrisJohnRiley@infosec.exchange
2026-03-01
AC/DC — Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap LP playing on a Phillips 685 turntableAC/DC — Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap LP rear cover
Chris John Riley :unverified: boosted:
2026-02-28
Chris John Riley :unverified:ChrisJohnRiley@infosec.exchange
2026-02-28

Can we call it the "Epstein war"… you know, because that's the real reason right

Chris John Riley :unverified:ChrisJohnRiley@infosec.exchange
2026-02-25

@feijoa You never really know when a large dog will sit on you… be ready! 💪

Chris John Riley :unverified:ChrisJohnRiley@infosec.exchange
2026-02-25

@brianhonan @mckeay I'm thinking "police reports or it didn't happen" 🤣🤣🤣

Chris John Riley :unverified:ChrisJohnRiley@infosec.exchange
2026-02-25

@mckeay Oh no… I'm not sure the world is ready for this!

Chris John Riley :unverified:ChrisJohnRiley@infosec.exchange
2026-02-25

@georgetakei Maybe it's necrotizing fasciitis. Maybe it's Mabelline…

Chris John Riley :unverified: boosted:
2026-02-24

If you're a swiss resident ( or know one ... ) you can get a custom hardware design onto an ASIC for FREE !!!

You get back one chip with your design (and a bunch of others!) and some board to help bring up/testing.

Also, this is "resident", no need to be a student or at uni or anything, you just need a valid Swiss address ...

I know I might be repeating myself here because I mentioned it a few month back but this bear repeating IMHO.

swisschips.ethz.ch/news-and-ev

PS: Can I haz boost for reach ?

Chris John Riley :unverified:ChrisJohnRiley@infosec.exchange
2026-02-24

@kimlockhartga is the state of the grift still strong?

Chris John Riley :unverified:ChrisJohnRiley@infosec.exchange
2026-02-23

@sj phew… I'm safe 😅

Chris John Riley :unverified:ChrisJohnRiley@infosec.exchange
2026-02-23

@sj Turns out you already have a kid… so that's a head start 🤣😅

Chris John Riley :unverified:ChrisJohnRiley@infosec.exchange
2026-02-23

@sj I look forward to your multi-year research project on this vulnerability 🤣🤣🤣

Chris John Riley :unverified: boosted:
2026-02-23

Turns out having a kid that looks like you is a security vulnerability if you use face unlock.

Chris John Riley :unverified:ChrisJohnRiley@infosec.exchange
2026-02-23

@timb_machine Delete the evidence.

Chris John Riley :unverified:ChrisJohnRiley@infosec.exchange
2026-02-21

Discovered an old flyer inside advertising recent releases (circa 2001).

Sounds of Subterranial flyer

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