Blippy, apparently a mutant Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany (then still West Germany) sometime in 1959.
β οΈ π Potty mouth. π β οΈ
Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.
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THIS IS MY OLD ACCOUNT
Moved to @BlippyTheWonderSlug
@Melissabeartrix
Wrong me. This is the old me. I just happened to catch it because I'm here checking to make sure a response I made to this old account "works properly."
(I won't see if you respond to this, either, unless you tag current me, because I'm about to close this window)
In case you haven't noticed, I've moved.
You can now find me at: @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
ME: hi, I would like to buy a hamburger for the same price it was two hours ago.
CASHIER: ma'am this is a WENDY'S.
p.s. If you want easy to understand step-by-step instructions for transferring your Mastodon account to another server, see here:
β‘οΈ https://fedi.tips/transferring-your-mastodon-account-to-another-server/
@FiStitchWitch
On par with getting old. π Basically a bunch of #OldManProblems.
The moobs are now covered.
π₯ Challenge accepted! π₯
#Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt #WakeAndBake #MorningGlory
Home again, home again, jiggity jig.
Look who was waiting.
@FiStitchWitch
I'm sitting half naked in an exam room. It's chilly, and my moobs are perky.
A few moments later...
All done. Heart issues that I kinda suspected, and get thee to a dermatologist. She thinks my freckles are worrying.
Oh, and a GI guy. π€£ Guess I'm gonna get my first colonoscopy.
Uncle of 10-year-old killed in Uvalde mass shooting arrested for saying f*ck to ex-police chief (video). "There were eight to nine students still in that classroom, and you walked the fuck away," https://boingboing.net/2024/02/27/uncle-of-10-year-old-killed-in-uvalde-mass-shooting-arrested-for-saying-fck-to-ex-police-chief-video.html
@billyjoebowers
Dream well.
On one hand, I kind of hate the phrase "late-stage capitalism" because it implies that this is not always what capitalists seek to do, and that we've never been in a situation where they've captured the state/states to create hell on earth for profit - and man, history does not agree with that position.
Otoh, we're running out of planet and either capitalism goes or literally billions of people are gonna die and right soon. It's late-stage SOMETHING.
Torn.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld.
Still looking for a new instance.
π₯ Challenge accepted! π₯
#Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt
π₯ Challenge accepted! π₯
#Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt
My mom was going through her old cards the other day and it made me wonderβ¦
Do you keep the cards people send you?
My actual tech skills are from last century, and a quick glance indicates it's not as simple as changing a light bulb.
Can someone point me to a decent how-to on migrating between servers?
What do you think, @stux? You see/you've seen what comes outta my mouth. Got room for a potty mouthed slug? With all the attendant slime?
@ravensrod
