@ebooksyearn @APBBlue I always read it “balls ton”.

Police showing up to a snowball fight and then being upset they were hit with snowballs. 🤣

J.D. Vance looks like an elderly pug struggling to remember whether it recently ate a washcloth.

At what point do FOSS nerds end up starting non-profit data center co-ops that serve at-cost hosting to members? Does the capital outlay required to build a modern data center make that impossible?

There is a big ol' house fly in my office. WTF?

@bugcounter Lovely view!

I would love an app that looks something like this.

It is very wet and slushy.

MCPS!

Snow in Mount Pleasant! ❄️

@beerandashot @nikkid Knowing WMATA, as soon as you make that connection, and the train pulls 3 feet into the tunnel, you’ll stop and wait for 20 minutes due to signal problems.

Hey! Apple is looking for first-gen college students majoring in Finance, Business, Data Science, Economics, Math, Statistics etc. with a Winter 2028 or Spring 2029 graduation date. Reach out if you or someone you know is interested and fits all the criteria! #Swift #swiftui #Apple

RE: https://vmst.io/@jalefkowit/116105531978029283

Good news for the 2035 remake of Back To The Future, though, when the props team is trying to find a stainless steel car that flopped as badly as the DeLorean.

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I’m sure all the companies that raised prices to cover the tariffs will now lower prices for us poor consumers.

Looks like he’s gonna have to pack the court.

@ebooksyearn @20002ist In a coffee mug, one can only assume.

@hazelweakly So true. I once heard Kubernetes described as 12 shell scripts in a trench coat pretending to be a control plane.

@tbridge @20002ist If it were actual snow this time, instead of sleet, I'd be in.

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