Lmst

Ajediday

A⋅Jedi⋅Day: The opposite of a Jedi (k)night.
Maker, breaker, and fixer of things.
Master Slide Maker of Whose Slide is it anyway?
Keeper of the Void.
I make stickers. The Sticker Files - https://github.com/Ajediday/Dormant_Cyber_Pathogens
Some people have Canaries, I have Cats :P

Wednesday

The image is a meme consisting of a top text caption and four images of a light-colored cat. The caption at the top reads, "Me: I'm going to be so productive today. Also me:". Below the text are four images of the cat. The first image shows the cat with its eyes closed and mouth wide open, as if yawning. The second image features a close-up of the cat's face while it's sleeping. In the third image, the cat is sprawled flat on a table, appearing to be asleep, with its front paws hanging over the edge. The fourth image shows the cat resting its head on a keyboard, seemingly asleep. The images humorously depict the contrast between the intention to be productive and the reality of feeling sleepy.

Tuesday

The image features a small kitten wearing a pink construction helmet next to a large, appetizing cheeseburger. The kitten is fluffy, light-colored, and positioned on the left side of the image. The cheeseburger on the right is stacked with layers including lettuce, tomato, cheese, and two beef patties, topped with a glossy bun. Above them, there is bold black text on a white background. A small sparkle is seen near the cheeseburger, emphasizing its appeal.

Transcribed Text:

"Cheeburbr"

Monday

The image depicts an orange tabby cat with wide, alert eyes, staring intently at an open jar of catnip held by a person. The scene unfolds in an indoor setting with a white wall and a piece of furniture, possibly a cupboard, on the left. The cat's ears are perked up, and its focus is fixed on the jar. The jar is transparent and filled with dried catnip, a plant known for its stimulating effect on cats. The person holding the jar is only visible through their hand, which grips the jar below the lid. The overall tone of the image is humorous, suggested by the accompanying text above.

Transcribed Text:

Talk to your cat about catnip, before it's too late.

Sunday

A white cat in front of multiple microphones, as if at a press conference.

Transcribed Text:

I don’t care who tired of me and my memes. I got 9 lives and I’m gonna live em all.

Saturday

A gray cat with a serene expression against a purple swirling background.

Transcribed Text:

they cannot outsmart you if you are not smart

Friday

The image is a screenshot of a text conversation. On the right side is a photo of a cat with a calico pattern, featuring a mix of white, black, and orange fur. The cat has a curious expression, with wide eyes and upright ears, and is set against a blurred indoor background. To the left of the image are two text bubbles. The first bubble says, "Eww ugly kitty," followed by a bubble that reads, "I'm sorry." Below the cat's photo is another text bubble containing the coordinates "14.7569, 51.6752" written in blue.

Thursday

A black cat with a sign around its neck against a blue background.

Transcribed Text:

I am a WAFFLE THIEF

Wednesday

The image shows a fluffy white cat with a slightly displeased expression sitting on the floor at the threshold of a doorway. The cat's fur is long and plush, with subtle beige patches on its head. It is sitting on light-colored tile flooring that contrasts with the white doorway trim and the darker wood paneling below. In the background, the interior of a dimly lit kitchen is visible, with a red bowl on the floor near the dark cabinets.

Transcribed Text:

“You’re late. My bowl doesn’t fill itself” – Angerfloof, probably.

Tuesday

A kitten sitting on a car driver's seat with a fluffy pink steering wheel cover.

Transcribed Text:

My Uber driver is small as hell.

Monday

The image features two cats in a room with beige walls and a brown carpet. The larger orange cat is standing upright, wrapping its front legs around the smaller gray cat, holding it closely. The gray cat appears to be mid-yawn or vocalizing with its mouth wide open. The background includes part of a small wooden table on the left side and a curtain on the right. The lighting is warm and soft.

Transcribed Text:

"Sometimes it's okay to wake up and just choose violence"

Sunday

The image shows a fluffy gray kitten curled up on a wooden floor near a window. The kitten appears to be grooming itself, with one paw raised to its face. Its fur is soft and dense, giving it a rounded appearance. The floor is light brown, with clear grains visible, and is bordered by a white baseboard.

Transcribed Text:

Here we see a baby wigglefloof cleaning its tiny squishbeans.

Saturday

The image depicts a light brown and black striped cat sprawled out on its back on a concrete surface, appearing relaxed or in a playful pose. To the left of the cat is an overturned black and yellow toy truck, with two of its wheels detached and resting nearby. The scene appears humorous due to the arrangement of the cat and the toy truck.

Transcribed Text:

Catnip may have been involved.....

Friday

The image shows a gray cat sitting on a carpeted floor. The cat is wearing a vibrant, floral shirt with a pattern of large red and yellow flowers and green leaves. The cat is looking directly at the camera with wide eyes. To the right of the cat, there is a carpeted staircase, and in the background, a wooden trim can be seen along the stairs and wall. Part of a person's leg is visible in the bottom left corner.

Thursday

The image features three cats and a guinea pig situated in a cozy living room. Two of the cats are white with patches of brown and are perched on the backrest of a brown couch. One cat is on the far left of the couch, looking directly at the camera. The second cat is on the right, also facing forward. A guinea pig with a tan and white coat sits on the couch cushion in the foreground, with another cat beside it, which has a black and white fur pattern. The room contains a few pieces of furniture, including a table and chairs in the background, with various decorations and a wire cage visible.

Transcribed Text:

When you're a little different, but your friends still accept you the way you are.

Wednesday

The image shows a wall-mounted cat playground, featuring multiple platforms and tunnels, which are all made of light-colored wood. There are four cats interacting with the setup. Starting from the left, a dark-colored cat is sitting inside a wooden cube mounted near the ceiling. A tabby cat walks across a horizontal plank that connects to the cube. The middle section of the wall features a wooden bridge with rope sides that connects to another platform. To the right, two cats are engaging with more platforms and a tunnel structure. The wall units are staggered and strategically placed to create an interactive path for the cats. Below the setup, a black surface, possibly the top of a piece of furniture, is visible.

Transcribed Text:

The cat wall was installed!!

Tuesday

Tabby cat sitting next to an empty metal food bowl, looking upwards.

Transcribed Text:

I see empty..what do you see ?!

Monday

A gray cat is sitting inside a large bowl filled with tortilla chips on a wooden coffee table. Surrounding the cat are various food items and beverages, including a bowl of salsa, a bowl of guacamole, a plate of chicken wings, and some bottles of beer. On the table, there are stacks of red and blue napkins with scattered chips around them. In the background, a television is visible displaying a football game, indicating a Super Bowl setting. Red plastic cups and a foam finger are also present on the table.

Transcribed Text:

This is the Super Bowl. 120 million people are watching. Chips, dips, wings - everything is ready. And this is Pickles. Pickles is sitting in the chip bowl.

Sunday

Long Description:

The image is a screenshot of a Reddit post from the subreddit "r/AmITheAngel." The post is titled "I forgot to feed my friend's cat and it starved to death, how much legal trouble am I in?" The top section shows the subreddit name and user information alongside Reddit-specific elements like a "Top 1% Poster" badge and a "Join" button. Below the title, there is a tag labeled "Shitpost."

The lower section of the image contains a photo of a black cat lying on its side on a white tiled floor near a wall. The cat appears relaxed and unharmed. Below the photo, there is a paragraph of text that resembles a personal story, accompanied by details about the poster's gender and age, and mentioning a lapse in feeding the cat on time.

Transcribed Text:

r/AmITheAngel
u/Playf...ble2102 • 25d • i r....it • Throwaway f...
Top 1% Poster
I forgot to feed my friend's cat and it starved to death, how much legal trouble am I in?
Shitpost

I (37M) was supposed to be looking after my friends cat while she is away but I got totally caught up at work and forgot all about him.

Lunch was supposed to be at 12pm but I didn't arrive until 12:02 and the poor guy had died of starvation.

I've tried to revive him with tuna but he insists he is dead.

Am I going to jail?

Saturday

Two cats lying flat on the floor, each eating from a bowl.

Transcribed Text:

The new cat taught the old cat to eat like this...

Friday

The image shows the upper corner of a room featuring a white bookshelf filled with various books and decorative items. On top of the bookshelf, there are several baskets and storage boxes. A white cat is partially visible, hiding behind some of the boxes with only its head and front paws showing. A small air conditioning unit is mounted on the wall near the ceiling. A light bulb hangs from the ceiling surrounded by a fixture with artificial foliage. The overall atmosphere is cozy, with warm lighting.

Transcribed Text:

when you did a trouble 😂 and found place for hiding.

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