Amy Maybe

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #puns #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned.

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2026-02-05

@LeslieBurns 😬

2026-02-04

@stephaniepixie I think the heat and humidity cooks their brains.

2026-02-04

@intrepidhero I have not, but thanks for the recommendation! I really enjoyed "Wild."

2026-02-04

@jalefkowit I need that reminder myself!

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2026-02-04

I think Odin sincerely believes humans can conjure bacon out of thin air if you stare at them cutely enough #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon

Odin the Newfie staring with heartbreaking sorrow and pleadingA little smile because he’s sure it’s working
2026-02-04

@marcoshuerta lol, I haven't seen that. πŸ˜‚

2026-02-04

@jalefkowit And Mr. Blue has a subscription!

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Flock of Cats 🐈 🐈 🐈 ❄️FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp
2026-02-04

@APBBlue Slate.com has a million advice columns πŸ€“

2026-02-04

@FlockOfCats Ha, yes! I just remembered that right before you responded.

2026-02-04

I know Slate has some. Might need to check that out.

2026-02-04

My Guilty Pleasure (TM) is reading advice columns. Any advice (lol) on where to satisfy this desire that isn't the Washington Post?

2026-02-04

Wow, @askamanager sure is highlighting some shit workplaces and bosses this week!

2026-02-04

OK, got it resolved. It's an issue with CVS Specialty Pharmacy and the expensive medications we take. Nothing I need to do.

2026-02-04

@peter I just hope he hasn't talked my retired mom into doing the same thing.

2026-02-04

@peter My dumb brother has "invested" in this shit, so ...

2026-02-04

@melioristicmarie @albnelson Done. We'll see if the fire under asses helps.

2026-02-04

@countablenewt Same, Delilah, same.

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2026-02-04

FYI - Been going through and finding where I can shut AI off in apps that are force-feeding it. I believe that AI should be used with consent first.

I'll post things here as I find them:

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